Tag: food for thought
group name: offbeathumor
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February 01, 2008 05:06 PM EST --
This is SOOOOOOOO true....!
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February 02, 2008 04:03 PM EST --
One day mother was out and dad was in charge. The little daughter was maybe 1 and a half years old. Someone had given her a little 'tea set' as a gift and it was one of her favorite . . .
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January 29, 2008 08:48 PM EST --
JOKES THAT CAN BE TOLD IN CHURCH
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?"" Because white is the color of happiness, . . .
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January 30, 2008 08:43 AM EST --
From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Waterloo , NY after last call the officer noticed a man leaving . . .
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January 29, 2008 09:41 AM EST --
A dear friend sent this to me and I thought you should see it.
Last night I had the strangest dream. It was so real, so lifelike and so vivid I woke up in a cold sweat. Let me describe . . .
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January 29, 2008 08:55 PM EST --
Who was Jesus?
My theory is that Jesus was a white Cajun:
1. He liked to serve fish to his friends.
2. He could make his own wine.
3. And he wasn't afraid of water. . . .
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January 30, 2008 09:24 AM EST --
A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member . . .
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January 30, 2008 07:15 PM EST --
John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called "pullets", and ten roosters, whose job it was to fertilize the . . .
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January 29, 2008 06:29 AM EST --
Note: Most of us are too young to remember U.S. comedian Sam Levenson, he was popular from the 1940s through the mid-1960's. But Levenson said things that made sense and it would be a . . .
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