Tag: fun
group name: offbeathumor
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January 04, 2008 03:29 PM EST --
A man observed a sign in the window of a restaurant that read "Unique Breakfast" so he walked in and sat down.
The waitress brought him his coffee and asked him what he wanted.
"What's . . .
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February 04, 2008 06:27 PM EST --
A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone." "No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What . . .
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January 22, 2008 05:00 PM EST --
A new supermarket opened near my house and has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
But I . . .
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January 02, 2008 05:30 PM EST --
I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk,
A carton of eggs,
A quart of orange juice,
A head of green leaf lettuce,
A 2 lb. can of coffee, and . . .
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January 03, 2008 05:41 AM EST --
A 6 year old goes to the hospital with his grandma to visit his grandpa. When they get to the hospital, he runs ahead of his grandma and bursts into his grandpa's room.
"Grandpa, Grandpa," . . .
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January 11, 2008 09:47 AM EST --
A couple, hosting a dinner party, were interrupted when the maid called the hostess to the kitchen.
"Ma'am, the cat climbed up on the kitchen counter and ate the middle of the salmon." . . .
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January 30, 2008 08:34 AM EST --
HOW TO HANDLE IRRITATING SEAT MATES ON AN AIRPLANE
If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you follow these instructions:
1. Quietly and calmly open up your . . .
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January 30, 2008 05:30 PM EST --
A blonde couple were delighted when their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end. The adoption center called and told them that they had a wonderful Russian baby boy, and the couple took him without . . .
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February 13, 2008 02:52 AM EST --
I have often wondered how this trend got started, I now have the answer.
A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. This man knows his co-worker to be a . . .
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January 21, 2008 01:35 PM EST --
This is one of the best. . .
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January 22, 2008 06:11 PM EST --
Sam Clam and Ollie were life long friends; One day Ollie passed away and went to heaven.
After several months Ollie longed for his old pal Sam Clam. Becoming depressed he went to St. Pete and asked . . .
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January 23, 2008 12:12 PM EST --
An old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. I could tell from his collar (though no tags) and well-fed belly and clean that he had a home.
He followed me into the house, down the hall, . . .
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January 26, 2008 06:33 AM EST --
This is too funny for words.....
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February 26, 2008 05:28 PM EST --
Police say that the gang usually is comprised of four members, one adult and three younger ones.
While the three younger ones, all appearing sweet and innocent, divert . . .
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January 15, 2008 01:27 PM EST --
For all those men who say, "Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free.?"
Here's an update for you:
Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY ? Because women realize it's . . .
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January 25, 2008 08:38 PM EST --
Guess who does not like his new step-parent...?
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February 06, 2008 01:32 PM EST --
After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the
Obstetrician. 'Doctor,' the man said, 'I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has . . .
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February 09, 2008 03:57 PM EST --
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year old Texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.
Eventually the . . .
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February 24, 2008 06:14 PM EST --
S.A.T. TEST QUESTIONS
The following questions and answers were actually collected from SAT tests given in Springdale, Arkansas in 2000 to 16-year-old students! (Don't laugh too hard----one of . . .
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February 01, 2008 05:06 PM EST --
This is SOOOOOOOO true....!
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