Tag: haha
group name: offbeathumor
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February 04, 2008 06:27 PM EST --
A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone." "No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What . . .
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January 30, 2008 08:34 AM EST --
HOW TO HANDLE IRRITATING SEAT MATES ON AN AIRPLANE
If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you follow these instructions:
1. Quietly and calmly open up your . . .
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January 30, 2008 05:30 PM EST --
A blonde couple were delighted when their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end. The adoption center called and told them that they had a wonderful Russian baby boy, and the couple took him without . . .
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January 26, 2008 06:33 AM EST --
This is too funny for words.....
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January 28, 2008 07:31 PM EST --
The nexttime someone asks you a dumb question, wouldn't you like to respondlike this?.....
Yesterday Iwas buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for the dog . . .
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February 18, 2008 11:58 AM EST --
SAYINGS WE'D LIKE TO SEE ON THOSE OFFICE INSPIRATIONAL POSTERS
* Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
* Doing a job RIGHT . . .
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February 26, 2008 05:28 PM EST --
Police say that the gang usually is comprised of four members, one adult and three younger ones.
While the three younger ones, all appearing sweet and innocent, divert . . .
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January 25, 2008 08:38 PM EST --
Guess who does not like his new step-parent...?
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February 06, 2008 01:32 PM EST --
After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the
Obstetrician. 'Doctor,' the man said, 'I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has . . .
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February 09, 2008 03:57 PM EST --
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year old Texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.
Eventually the . . .
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January 27, 2008 01:08 PM EST --
These are good...!
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February 01, 2008 05:06 PM EST --
This is SOOOOOOOO true....!
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February 02, 2008 04:03 PM EST --
One day mother was out and dad was in charge. The little daughter was maybe 1 and a half years old. Someone had given her a little 'tea set' as a gift and it was one of her favorite . . .
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February 08, 2008 01:39 PM EST --
This too good to keep to myself...max babi sent it to me...!
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February 26, 2008 05:15 PM EST --
A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa .
"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.
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January 27, 2008 07:26 AM EST --
COMPUTER DEPENDENCY tEST . . .
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January 25, 2008 08:41 PM EST --
Too true.....!
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February 18, 2008 11:16 AM EST --
Two blondes with hammers, Carol and Donna, were doing some carpenter work
on a Habitat for Humanity house. Carol, who was nailing down house siding, would
reach into her nail pouch, pull . . .
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January 29, 2008 11:41 AM EST --
This is so true....
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January 26, 2008 07:04 PM EST --
Aman was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly,the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stoppingat the crosswalk, even though he could have . . .
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