Tag: jokes
group name: offbeathumor
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February 18, 2008 11:58 AM EST --
SAYINGS WE'D LIKE TO SEE ON THOSE OFFICE INSPIRATIONAL POSTERS
* Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
* Doing a job RIGHT . . .
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February 26, 2008 05:28 PM EST --
Police say that the gang usually is comprised of four members, one adult and three younger ones.
While the three younger ones, all appearing sweet and innocent, divert . . .
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February 14, 2008 05:47 AM EST --
7 Reasons Not To Mess With Children...!
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it . . .
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February 26, 2008 05:15 PM EST --
A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa .
"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.
. . .
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February 18, 2008 11:16 AM EST --
Two blondes with hammers, Carol and Donna, were doing some carpenter work
on a Habitat for Humanity house. Carol, who was nailing down house siding, would
reach into her nail pouch, pull . . .
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February 18, 2008 12:02 PM EST --
MISSING HUSBAND
Rick was in trouble. He forgot his valentines day gift. His wife was really Angry . She told him 'Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the . . .
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February 24, 2008 09:36 AM EST --
Indian Chief 'Two Eagles' was asked by a white government official, 'You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen . . .
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February 21, 2008 08:43 AM EST --
You know this would be very funny if it were not true about our media.
A Biker's Story .
A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees . . .
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February 20, 2008 04:12 PM EST --
Agenda for the 2008 Democrat National Convention (Just Released)
7:00 pm Opening flag burning
7:15 pm Pledge of Allegiance to the U.N. in Spanish
7:20 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast . . .
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March 02, 2008 02:08 PM EST --
New Wine
For Seniors
California vintners in the Napa Valley
area, which primarily produce Pinot
Blanc, Pinot Noir & Pinot . . .
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March 02, 2008 02:44 PM EST --
The 4 st ages of life:
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March 03, 2008 07:05 AM EST --
1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
4. . . .
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February 21, 2008 10:14 AM EST --
Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country lately; illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida . .
Not . . .
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February 21, 2008 10:56 AM EST --
I've sure gotten old.! I've had
two bypass surgeries, a hip
replacement, new knees.
Fought prostate cancer and
diabetes. I'm half blind, can't
hear anything . . .
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February 18, 2008 11:11 AM EST --
These are just too good to keep to my self...!
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February 27, 2008 11:26 AM EST --
Yes, it's that magical time of year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us.
Here is the glorious winner:
1. When his 38-calibre . . .
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