Tag: perspective
group name: offbeathumor
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February 18, 2008 11:58 AM EST --
SAYINGS WE'D LIKE TO SEE ON THOSE OFFICE INSPIRATIONAL POSTERS
* Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
* Doing a job RIGHT . . .
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February 18, 2008 11:48 AM EST --
At 0516 this morning, A message from Melanie Morgan and therein was a letter from a prominent business man pulling everything out of Berkeley and, well, read it yourself...
Dan Sorkin (a great . . .
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February 18, 2008 11:16 AM EST --
Two blondes with hammers, Carol and Donna, were doing some carpenter work
on a Habitat for Humanity house. Carol, who was nailing down house siding, would
reach into her nail pouch, pull . . .
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February 18, 2008 12:02 PM EST --
MISSING HUSBAND
Rick was in trouble. He forgot his valentines day gift. His wife was really Angry . She told him 'Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the . . .
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February 18, 2008 10:58 AM EST --
God Angrily Clarifies 'Don't Kill' Rule
NEW YORK—Responding to recent events on Earth, God, the omniscient creator-deity worshipped by billions of followers of various faiths for . . .
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February 18, 2008 11:11 AM EST --
These are just too good to keep to my self...!
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